Punjabi woman says to her mother:

'I'm divorcing Jita ...
all he wants is anal sex
and my asshole is now
the size of a 50 cent coin
when it used to be the
size of a 5 cent coin.'

Mother says:
'You're married to a millionaire lawyer
... you live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Taman Tun
... you drive a Mercedes
... you get RM10,000 a week allowance
... you take 6 vacations a year ...

and you want to throw all that away for 45 cents?'

This is quite funny! What if Jesus used Facebook? This paraody of Jesus's facebook attempts to recreate what might have been!


Jesus' Facebook Profile -

What do you think of it? :)

Let me tell you a funny story that happened some time back...



See this? Yes. It's myself and 3 other guys playing mahjong. This was during one of the company trips with my ex-employer. We were on a 3D2N cruise trip if I don't remember wrongly.

To my right is Liong Hong, then Kerk and then ALS.

So the 4 of us were playing happily. Or rather, maybe only 3 of us - 'cept for ALS. You know how with mahjong, you are supposed to take new cards from the one direction? Well, ALS kept taking it the "flower" end!

The other 3 of us were quite pissed with ALS for taking it from the wrong side all the time that we decided to FINE him 10 cents every time he takes from the wrong pile. 10 cents - to EACH of us.

It's so damn funny.

I think he paid out 30 cents to each of us in the end.

So here we were, merrily playing our game when another one of our colleagues, Admund, came over to look.

His immediate comment was, "eh? How come you guys are taking the new cards from the wrong side? You all play wrong direction already!"

We started laughing out loud! The three of us really didn't know - and I guess 3 persons who don't know has a stronger combined voice than 1 poor ALS who wasn't very sure. Hahaha!

Ah, the story of ALS being bullied by us!



In the end, I won a bit! :)

Interesting Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament
4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned

The next time Charles gets married...


Someone warn the Pope!!

This has to be everyone's favourite topic in Singapore.

If I strike Toto, I will #@$O#*$@)#$*)@#

I don't know about you but this sure as hell is my favourite daydream!

If I strike Toto, I will buy a HDB Flat and a car.

Or maybe a landed property (since 1 mil can't buy me much).

Or maybe buy a lower-end condo and get in debt for the HDB Flat, that way I can stay in one and rent out the other.

Or maybe a high-end condo (don't think 1 mil is enough for this)

I still need a day job no doubt.

I will keep some for my family... (but to my family who are reading this, don't count on it! LOL)

I will save a lot and have no change in my lifestyle! Ok, maybe I will splurge on one thing.

YES. I’m afraid my daydream has to be realistic and end here. 1 million can make me a little more comfortable in Singapore but that's about it - I sure as hell won't complain if I were to win a million dollars!

I'll prolly go crazy and keep going to the ATM machine to check out my incredible bank account balance. LOL!

Ah life. Reality is never that easy.

I often find that if I am at a crossroad, the correct route to take is often the one that is harder. That’s the way the cookie crumbles.

So what will you do if you strike Toto?

Have you all heard of Touch Phones? Well not literally but there is a site in the UK that boasts of being the Ultimate Touch Screen Phone Comparison Site!

This is so useful for us girls who want to edit their own photos!

What I'm about to share with you is a short video about a Father and Son on a bench. I hope, by watching this, it will, like it did to me, reel you in a bit and appreciate your family more.

It is a touching scene. But there are many things that passed us by in the course of our life, and we never appreciated them until they are gone forever. It is akin to "familiarity breeds contempt". We often forget the love we received but quick to show our contempt !

Our parents and siblings ain't gonna be with us forever..... the respect we give with love, care and gratitude should always be spontaneous.

It is a different respect from the one which one has to earn through good qualities or achievements.

Take nothing for granted.

Presenting, Greek Film made in 2007 called Τι είναι αυτό



I see a bit of myself in this video and I feel extremely bad. I told my mom I'm going to be more patient with her. She deserves at least that for all the times I've ever tested her patience.

Thanks mom, for everything.

My mom has finally agreed on supporting me in my decision to buy a house. What a great relief. Now, I can really tell agents that I can commit. 

Address: Blk 124 McNair Road 6th floor
Nearest NEL MRT: Boon Keng MRT (walkable at 8-10 mins) - Boon Keng - Farrer Park - Dohby Ghuat (only 3 stops to Orchard)
Nearest Green MRT: Lavendar/Kallang (3-4 bus stops) - Lavender - Bugis (only 1 stop to Bugis)
Nearest Red MRT: Novena (4-5 bus stops) - Novena - Newton - Orchard (only 2 stops to Orchard)
Here's a map: http://www.streetdirectory.com/asia_travel/travel/travel_id_3542/travel_site_40444/

Specs of the house:
4S (4-room simplified model)
83 sqfeet
corner house (more privacy)
already upgraded with lifts on every level (this is impt because lift upgrading will be costly for PRs at about $25K sing, no CPF, only cash)
The block has 11 floors altogether
22 year old flat (built in 1987) - lots of old people around!
1 master bedroom with attached toilet
1 kitchen with attached toilet
2 common rooms
1 living room
Kitchen is L-shaped

Renovations Required:
Kitchen cabinets and all other cabinets throughout the house would have to be replaced
Floor tiles to be placed for the master bedroom and 1 common room
Painting on ceiling and walls of every room
Re-tiling of Kitchen Floor needed
Re-tiling of two toilets needed.
Installation of showers in each toilet needed

About the neighbourhood:
Very near CTE exit (Moulmein Exit)
2 CTE exits away from Orchard
KFC, Mac Donalds, Big hawker centre, wet market, NTUC 10 mins walk away (at Boon Keng MRT)
1 Zi Char stall under the next block

Pictures of the place: