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My new hammy!

I went to Serangoon North to get my pet supplies today. I wanted to buy my hammies' favourite Vitakraft Wellness and Vitakraft Emotion Beauty - both very good for my hamster's long fur.

After getting the Vitakraft Wellness at $3.50 (good bargain since retail price is $4.80), and the Vitakraft Emotion Beauty at $8 (retail price is $10.80), I was off to browse other shops since I was in the area.

Then I saw the House of Chinchillas - a shop that sells hamsters and chinchillas. I bought Snowy and Brownie here some time back. It seems I am never able to leave Serangoon North without first popping in for a look.

The syrian hamsters here are of VERY VERY good quality. They are healthy, their fur is damn bloody nice, their eyes are alert, they don't bite, very tame, and best of all, they are well-fed and are kept in good conditions. The shopkeepers there love the hamsters and it can be seen from the way they share let us touch the hamsters without making you feel as if you're obligated to buy.

Anyway, this is not an ad for them, so moving on, I want to share with you, my new hamster! I went in there and there were so many new hamsters and all so cute. I just had to bring one home. :D

Introducing............... GARFIELD! My new boy, 3 months old. :)











Super damn cute hor! Aiyoh, I cannot take it. I wanted to buy another one home somemore. But I told myself - one at a time!
Can anyone have too many hamsters?

NOPE! :D

- Hamster lover, signing off! :D

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Of Kids...

...and how naughty some boys can be!


Gosh!

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Hook, Line, Sinker

I got this in the mail today. I had to share it. It's too damn funny not to! :)


**

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye.

He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, 'How much do you charge?'

Hooker replies, 'It starts at $500 for a hand-job.'

Guy says, '$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that kind of money!'

The hooker says, 'Do you see that McDonalds on the corner?'

'Yes.'

'Do you see the McDonalds about a block further down?'

'Yes.'

'And beyond that, do you see that third McDonalds?'

'Yes.'

'Well,' says the hooker, smiling invitingly, 'I own those. And, I own them because I give a hand-job that's worth $500.'

Guy says, 'What the hell? You only live once. I'll give it a try.' They retire to a nearby motel.

A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the hand-job of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, 'I suppose a blow-job is $1,000?'

The hooker replies, '$1,500.'

I wouldn't pay that for a blow-job!'

The hooker replies, 'Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give a blow-job that's worth every cent of $1,500.'

The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific hand-job, decides to put off the new car for another year or so, and says, 'Sign me up.'

Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can scarcely believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the hooker,

'How much for some pussy?'

The hooker says, 'Come over here to the window, I want to show you something. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and show places?'

'Damn!' the guy says, in awe, 'You own the whole city?'

'No,' the hooker replies, 'but I would if I had a pussy.' !!!!

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The big bad corporate world

Why some senior managers are up there and I am not.

Some senior manager (SSM): What (how many) jobs are you handling now?
Me: Some shit jobs
SSM: Oh I see. I seem to have quite a few only...
Me: Ah... ok... *pretends to be interested*

** some random chit chat **

Me: So do you still play games with the bosses?
SSM: Yup.
Me: *thinking of joining in some time* What time do you guys usually play?
SSM: When we're done with work usually about 8-9pm?
Me: Huh? So late? You mean you stay till so late just to play with them?
SSM: Oh not really, I have work to do too.
Me: Why do you say you have so few jobs but yet you still have to work till so late?
SSM: Oh during working hours are for fighting fire and talking to the client, after working hours are for me to do some organising and to think about what I have to do tomorrow.

Erm...

LIKE WTF?!

This is like so wayang. You know?! Wayang Defined: A dramatic performance.

Something to think about huh?

*This happened a long time ago, so I deem it okay to post. :D

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My Hamster so Clever!

*This was posted quite some time back*

And mischievious!

Meet Brownie - the boy.



And then meet Snowy - the girl (duh).



Brownie lives in a little tub, four walled and all and a very nice big wheel. He tries his very best, every single night to take over the world escape. And he succeeds on an average of 3-5 times every night. God I could strangle the little bugger for waking me up!!

He climbs on top of me and wakes me up with his little furry padded feet. Itchy but thank goodness I wake up in time, every time, to get him back into his cage again before he finds danger.

Snowy lives in a pink cage with grills. She tries her very best, every single night to escape. no, take over the world drive me crazy with her BAD bar chewing habits.

So I decided to swap them both.

Brownie is in the caged cage.

Snowny is in the tub.

Brownie seems happy enough so we leave him be in this story.

But Snowy, she's.. so cute. She has never seen such a big wheel before and so she spends her time running like no tomorrow without stopping. Really, without stopping.

That night her wheel knocks against her food bowl as she runs and the noise kept me awake. So I took it out and went back to sleep.

What seemed like 1 hour later, I heard the wheel going on and on again. I woke up and saw Snowy out of the pink tub, on my room floor running the wheel that was "relocated for good reasons".

Can you imagine? A hamster, who everybody thinks only know how to eat, sleep, escape and act cute, actually escaped to run her wheel?!

I tested the theory the next day by taking her wheel away from her again and placed it at the other end of the room.

Later on, I saw her at the wheel running again. She found it! Bloody amazing right?

I gave up. She shall have her wheel. And I shall lose sleep. :/

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Judging-Me is 1 Year Old (plus)

This was my first blog post on my first official public blog one year ago on the 13th of February 2009.


I had a great year in blogging. I loved sharing my thoughts and having feedback from my readers. I love the opportunities having a blog gave me. From making friends I otherwise would never have had the opportunity to make, to freebies, to attending events!

In the following year, I hope to blog more often. I hope to make more friends in the blogging sphere. I hope to take better pictures and share better quality information through this humble blog of mine.

I'll definitely keep up my interests in travelling, eating and ranting about what-nots.

It'll be a better year for Judging-me.blogspot.com. Stay with me. Stay tuned! :)

P.s.: This blog post, is horrendously overdue. :/

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Happy Friday Quote!

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her your sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So. If you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. 

:)

Happy Friday!

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2009 - A year of weddings

All this is kinda delayed. Nonetheless it's not something I can miss blogging about.

My group of classmates from my 3 years in Polytechnic have all gone off in separate ways of our own and some plenty happy about their decision and some well, neutral about their decision. Whatever it was, we kept in contact and meet up every now and then.



First one of us all to get married is Wani. It is a surprise since Mei Fen was always the one determined to get married asap and be a housewife. Wani's wedding is the first ever malay wedding in Singapore I ever attended. It was a wonderful experience. Wani, though you got married in Jan, and I am only blogging about it now, it does not dilute the best wishes I have for you and your hubby. :) Happy ever afters do happen.


Mei Fen got married (finally) in April. Her hubby looked positively pleased that day and I seriously don't think I have seen a guy more happy to be married than him. Really. 

She's the second to get married of us group of Polymates. Here's a great pic of all of us - well, most. Amanda, who's having the time of her life in Australia, is well, at Australia. Haha. Peiwen, Jack, Masnor, Yusoff, and a few others didn't turn up as well. 



I suppose Mei Fen's going to be the first of us all to get pregnant! *Gosh* I am growing old if I find myself with wedding invitation after wedding invitation! :/

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My flea market stall

Hi 大家好。我是因为读了ah liong的博客 (喂,可不简单哦。我可是花了一个钟头才把那entry读完的!)才会想要回去中学那样,把想说的都用华语写下来!!!


今天的博客entry会是个很简单的update. 不准取笑我喔! 好! 我就开是了喔!

上个星期四晚上我在办公室里工作到10pm! 我的天啊!今天虽然是星期五, 可是我没那种兴奋的feeling.

唉,真累。可是老实说,我是做的满开心的啦。有满足感。算是幸运吧 since 不是每一个人都能说“我爱我的工作啊”。哈哈,前一刹那, 我还以为天会那么的残忍,把时间停留在midweek。那多可怕!好啦,不说工作了。

这个星期天是母亲节。你们有什么打算吗?我老妈在KL,我和弟弟妹妹却在新加坡 - 有一点可惜。哈哈,说起来真好笑。如果我的妈妈来到了这里,她都不会读华语。哈哈,那不等于我能说出我以前所说过的谎言吗? 哈哈!! 好啦,母亲节快乐!

哦哪天我和惠惠去了Tanglin Mall的旧货市场摆了一个摊子卖旧衣服。天气非常的热!那摊子的收费可不便宜哦。$85!



可是老实说,我生意可真不错。很高兴能够把么这多旧衣服卖出去。来买衣服的人还可不简单。买什么都要杀价。我卖$3,还有人把那价钱杀到$1... -_-





到了晚上,似乎每个人都把卖的价钱降低到$1!牛崽酷,上衣,鞋子,包包。。。全都卖$1。

长话短说,虽然卖的价钱不高,我还是赚了$100++! :)真好!:)

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Modern day adventure

They say, dreams are a reflection of the dreamer's deepest fears and desires. Me? I think that dreams are not symbolic. Dreams are just a very interesting jumble of personal experiences from the last day or week. And did you know negative feelings in dreams are more commonly felt than positive ones. Anxiety is the most common one of them all. I like to think I have a lot of fun in my dreams.

Really.

Nightmares as well!

Why, just last night, I dreamt of this:

I was in an exam hall with only 2 other students. We were in the classroom and then in the next instant, I was outdoors. The examiner was then telling us that if it rains, then we won't have the exam. After saying that, we 3 looked up the skies and saw the clouds moving very quickly. The rain clouds were going going gone. With that, the wind got stronger as well (I think at this point, my mind registered that if wind clouds move fast = strong winds). Suddenly the wind got strong enough to blow the table and chairs off our bottoms. We only had the piece of test paper that we clinged on to. Don't ask how, don't ask why, the test paper grew as huge as Aladdin's magic carpet. All I had to hold on to was the huge test paper and I was like flying real high up! The clear skies grew dark and become outer space. I was frightened and held on for dear life - eyes closed. Then I heard this crash and looked to my left. Classmate #1 was nowhere to be seen, Classmate #2 just crashed into one of the many incoming comets?!! Oh shit, so I needed to fight for my life! I opened my eyes and started avoiding comets by swaying my body. The speed slowed down and the test paper started descending as if I have reached my destination. When I landing on my own two feet, someone came up to me and said, "Welcome to Malaysia."

LOL wtf?!

I had another damn bloody funny dream the other day. I was in this dream with a lot of monsters and bad guys, then Duckie was in the dream as well and I was in the dream protecting him from them. I was scared and agitated and then I woke up tangled up in my blanket. I remember hugging my pillow and telling my pillow I needed to hug the pillow in order to gain more power and fight the monsters. I promptly went back to bed intending to continue my dream to fight and protect. Hahaha! This is quite funny.

And yes, I can continue the dream if I happened to wake up halfway. What fun though it not that easy and I don't succeed all the time.

I think one of the most realistic and scary dream was when I dreamt I was pregnant.

The feeling of immense bloatedness came first. Then I saw myself in the dream using my right hand to pat my tummy. From third party view, I became myself in the dream. I was fearful and alone. There were people around me speculating who's the father of the baby. In my dream, I knew who the father was. But everybody was speculating. One thought it was my boss, another thought it was .... I can't recall who else. I was frightened and intimidated when surrounded by this quickly crescendoing whispers of people gossiping around me, about me.

As I lay my hand on my tummy, I wished for a bum or a kick or a heart beat perhaps. I felt nothing. It just felt like dead weight in my tummy. I was frightened. I didn't know if the baby was alive. Then reality check!! 3 months pregnant already - I should have been the to gynae more than a few times now isn't it? Ok then the situation evolved such that I was to go to the gynae the next day and I was anxious about what the gynae would say.

The constant bloated feeling just came through as the strongest and most dominant sensation. And then I woke up. LOL. Gosh!!!

Anyhow, the bloated feeling was because I had to pee real bad. Hahahaha!!!! But it was horrid!!!!!!! GOSH!

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The Horrible Age of 25

I doubt really, there's anything wrong with wanting more for myself and my future but why does it bring me such pressure?


It's quite difficult to miss the BMWs and Mercedes when I'm on the road or the >1 million condos littering the streets of Singapore or even, the landed property happily propped up where I frequent everyday. While that doesn't necessary symbolise my definition of my ideal future, I figure those are tangible evidences of money.

Why are there so many in Singapore who has made it? People who have the money to buy a condo? People who own luxury cars, people who seemingly don't worry about having savings? People who walk around with $1,000 branded bags...

Every month, I treat myself to the occasional splurges but I still find myself with less than ideal rate of growth for my savings. 

I just realised this may be a pointless rant here since I don't think it's a good idea to share here how much exactly I put away each month and what I spend the rest on. 

I figured the only way I can get richer FAST is to first, have money. I need money to grow money. I need to strike Toto!!! Lol. With the 1 million I could possibly get from Toto (and this is one of my most favourite daydreams), I figure I will probably see which condos I can buy (maybe 2, rent one out and stay in one) and take up a loan, then rent it out so that the rental will cover the monthly loan repayments for each condo, then use the rest to buy a car and save up. 

And then again, this used to be quite the popular formula for those who find themselves bankrupt in this era of doom and gloom. Shit, dead end there.

My next trip, there'll definitely be another soon, to the other side of the globe (Europe or US) will be late this year or early next year and that'll be the time I blow another large chunk of my savings away.

Such a vicious cycle. I am 25 this year. The dreaded age really. 

The age where you go to a new office and you don't find yourself the youngest in office anymore. That really sucks from a woman's point of view.

The age where your salary grows but hey, you find yourself burdened with demands of your new found lifestyle - monthly gym membership fees, monthly installments for facial/massage/other beauty packages. 

This is also the age where you realise that you may just need some insurance and then get yourself burdened with the monthly insurance payments....and the list hardly ends till you're into retirement (and that is if you are lucky).

Within the next 5 years, I will find myself paying for wedding, honeymoon, then the renovation loans, house loans, car loans, then the cost of starting a family, having kids to feed, saving up for their education, their bloody insurance, oh my god!!!

I hate turning 25. :( I wish I didn't look at 5 years down the road and see all this heading straight at me. it bogs me down and I don't enjoy my life as much as I would have if I didn't look ahead. 

Squirreling away money for the future is something the Asians do, while the Caucasians live for the moment. They don't seem to be so bad without planning or saving eh?

Ok I need to go rework my finances and have it all on paper, clearly in front of me. I hate this feeling of having money slipping away without me knowing where to. Bloody shitty monday this is, my friends. :(

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Day #2 at Halong Bay/Hanoi, Part 2

We were at Halong Bay at my last post. This is part 2. :)



The Amazing Cave is not amazing at all.



My goodness. It was such a waste of time. I could have been swimming or kayaking or something more fun than going through the crowded paths within the cave with only the eerily lit walls as a view. Boring.





After the boring hour at the not-so-amazing cave, we set sail again for Titop Island nearby. Duc (guide) said we can climb the 400 steps to the top for a great view of the top if we wished to. It was part of the itinerary after all. Well, it hasn't stopped raining. Every damn thing is wet. My hair, the floor, my raincoat, everyone's feet and shoes, the 400 steps...
... and we went of course! Everyone except the 2 german girls opted out. So the group of us 6 went ahead.



Aye, tiring it was. The climbing itself was an experience, the view... well, I did say it was raining and the fog was heavy. Covering most of the islets' tips. A damper really. But to see ALS panting like a very very very very big tired dog was worth it man. Everyone of us was panting, yes. But he, he was SERIOUSLY tired. It took more than a little while to recover too.

Hahaha. Quite funny.


Here's a "We made it to the top" group shot.

The climb down wasn't so bad. We dipped our toes in the cold cold water and stood around for a moment. Look, doesn't it look like a paradise for me.



Sea, beach... I was inspired and got Roman to strike a "Cover Guy" pose.

Haha! Roman, very man lah! LOL

We were supposed to be given time to swim as well but the rain messed up our plans.

It was 5.30pm when we got back to the boat. The boat was to prepare to anchor in for the night.

Dinner was to be served at 6.45pm so with the spare time, we played cards with the 2 newly found friends from Germany.

We had another very sumptous meal of Vietnamese food - man, if this keeps up, I'm going to be fat before I even put on my swimsuit!

Duc asked if we have all showered. A bunch of us said no and he tried to explain to us that the boat heated the water for hot showers and the generator is now swtiched to powering the air conditioners.

!_!

You could literally hear alarm bells going off in all our heads! Well, hell, why didn't he make that clear instead of sounding like he's nagging us to shower earlier on! Our body language must have betrayed all of us - I think we all looked like we were going to rush off to our rooms to shower asap - Duc quickly told us not to and that we must have our dinner first. This guy - always about schedules eh. Fine, so we sat through dinner thinking about shower.

The Aussie couple was joking to say how we'll all likeluy dash to the bathrooms once dinner is over. It was weird cos after I was done with dinner, I got up first and then everybody was like, "SHE'S GOING TO THE TOILET! LET'S GO TOO!"

LOL.

For the record, I didn't get hot water. There was something wrong with the shower. My room's shower. Wah #&$(@$&*(!! Weather was so cold and the water... omg... I quickly showered and bundled myself up warmly.

That night, the four of us hundled in a room and played Tai Tee till it was time for bed. The Hanoi Vodka was not that pleasant though it is mighty potent.


Look at the naughty raindrops that forced their way into my shot.

Halong Bay may look boring after awhile with similar looking limestone islets. But there is no denying that there is something magical about sailing slowly through the bay, have cold wind slap on your face and watch the calm green sea go by you. The air is fresh and even the constant chugging of the boat was soothing.
Halong Bay - definitely something more than meets the eye. I'll be back.

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Hi Quickie Post!

I know my posts have dwindled down to almost nothingness. But I'm still lurking around! I use Twitter now to give short updates. You can see my Twitter widget at the right column. :) Feel free to say hi or comment via shoutbox! :)

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